
I don't like kids,
but I do like BIRTHDAY cake.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 11

Come on, they have BIRTHDAY parties here.
Little kids climb this.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 13

Amy's BIRTHDAY present
will be my genitals.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 11

If this is your BIRTHDAY wish,
I feel very, very sorry for you.
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 11

Ooh, happy BIRTHDAY to me. (CHUCKLES)
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 11